Hey, tried sending this through to email address but was rejected, so will force my attentions on you good people

This is the original email message (unedited!!) Hey Denise, what can I say?? You're all total legends. If this whole site is a farce I'll be devastated. I'd love to be a member if you'd accept me. I understand there may be some form of hazing ritual, I can only shudder at the thought of what that may entail. Anyway, my name is Lucas Hall, I'm 23 and studying, I have no idea where Montrose is (the picture of the building hints at ferns, scones, and backpacker murders, so I'd have to guess near the Dandies). My own issues with flatulence have been to do with an underactive pyloric valve, you see, for me, it has always been a trial to "squeeze one out", you can imagine the utmost shame I conceal inside. Perhaps this is an attempt by me to live vicariously through those with a gloriously stocked gastrointestinal system. (Kidding, but seriously I barely fart, it's a major event when I do). But yeah, talk to you later, Lucas.